We are confused about what you do
You earn a living by having fun?
You change flights like we change our pants
With so many projects to do are you ever done?
We do our best to get you dates
But your schedule is really quite a mess
You’re here, you’re there, and then you’re not
How do you deal with so much stress?
While sometimes jealous we must admit
Who wouldn’t want to sit near Kobey or Jack?
Considering how hard you seem to work
You really need some time to just kick back
So as you travel to your next assignment
No doubt to engage in extravagant fanfare
Think of us and then just smile
A glass of wine awaits when you return from there
