Oh beauty over yonder
Who lays upon the beach
Please look in my direction
For this I do beseech
I’ve lost my weight fasting
I look great in swim shorts
Though older than your twenty years
I’m an expert at romantic sports
I know you see me staring
For how can anyone not
You’re sitting there a subtle beauty
Definitely way too hot to trot
Alas you gaze in my direction
But your mouth begins to frown
I just noticed why your dismay
I guess I better lay down
