A hole in one
Would surely be great
If only I could
Ever hit the ball
I try my best
But my swing is too late
Surely it must be my equipment
My clubs are too short or too tall
They encourage me to play
They insure me I’ll just get better
But no matter how I do
My game gets worse and worse
At least I look the part
Wearing my Tiger Woods’ sweater
But I guess as long as they pay the green fees
I’ll forever have the golfer’s curse
