We started talking about your golf
And how good you played the game
Then we talked of clubs and balls
Double entendres really aren’t the same
You confessed to enjoying the course
With roughage, hills, and holes
You even smiled with such a grin
When mentioning those manly looking poles
You suggested that I try a round
And experience all of golf’s great delights
Even if we just played through
You insured me I’d enjoy the sights
So I trusted you and took your hand
And you led me to the grass
After what I learned today
A game of golf I’ll never pass
